First you're calling me 'grandma', and now this? Careful, Rogers. This geriatric millennial can still kick your ass.

（ she's hip with the lingo, it's fine. she shoves him playfully, and not hard, and then as they fall back into step she gives him one of those uncanny looks askance, her head tilted faintly.

once upon a time, in a stolen chevy silverado... ）

You're getting better at it, you know. Misdirection. I've created a monster.