[ Now that gets 76 a bright grin, a flash of genuine joy over this little tidbit of information, but also probably a sign of the regret to come for this poor old man. ]

So more like... Dribbles? Slam Dunk? Swish?

[ He can keep going, too, but Sam decides not to press his luck too much here. ]

If you're not into the sport themed names, we gotta workshop something else. Open to suggestions.