[Varric is nearby while this scene of theatrical carnage goes on, sipping what is sadly only water from a cup and watching with a grin. A child approaches him like clockwork to ask, why are you so short?, and Varric turns only to look the kid dead serious in the eye.]
I asked too many rude questions and Mother squashed me flat.
[This has the desired effect of the child giving a little yip and scampering off. Satisfied, Varris turns back to his fellow man who fully believes in destroying children verbally.]
I wrote that, by the way.
[It's to keep kids entertained for 25 seconds, he's not exactly at top form here!!!]
childcare
[Varric is nearby while this scene of theatrical carnage goes on, sipping what is sadly only water from a cup and watching with a grin. A child approaches him like clockwork to ask, why are you so short?, and Varric turns only to look the kid dead serious in the eye.]
I asked too many rude questions and Mother squashed me flat.
[This has the desired effect of the child giving a little yip and scampering off. Satisfied, Varris turns back to his fellow man who fully believes in destroying children verbally.]
I wrote that, by the way.
[It's to keep kids entertained for 25 seconds, he's not exactly at top form here!!!]