Runaway noble sounds like it might suit you.

[ the underwear is honestly less weird than the pirate thing. it's fine. Bruno's practically forgotten about it already. ]

Sorry to bore you, but I'm a tax collector. There's a reason I don't lead with that.

[ it's not technically a lie. He's also very much aware that someone else living in the underworld can likely guess what his job actually is based on that answer - but he'd rather not be quite so frank about his day job if he can help it. ]