Varric's grinning, but instead of pushing, he says, "Ah, just shittin' you - in a manner of speaking. I'll save the horrific 'would you rather's for when I'm blind drunk and running out of tall tales."

Or will he? Some people are just fun to poke at.

"Here's a real question - did you find any of your things here? I've got the clothes I hatched in and that's about it. I'm not even sure Bianca's here, if I'm being honest."