( He snaps his finger and points enthusiastically at the summary - exactly. Bingo. It's probably strange to see a man seem both enthusiastic and mellow at the same time, and yet this long-haired nerd somehow manages. )

As hilarious as that would be considering how much style inspiration I've clearly taken from Christ, unfortunately there's this--

( He falters, sort of talks with his hands as he searches for the right words. )

I can mainly only do it with inorganic material. No food, no flesh, no plants, no water. I keep racking my brain trying to figure out what the barrier is, you know? What the- uh- I mean in theory, there shouldn't be a difference, but I can--

( Well. Demonstration- he reaches out and sort of vaguely waves a hand in front of Alex's neckline. Congratulations, you are now wearing a v-neck. )

Shirt made of cotton? No problem. Cotton plant? Nothing doin'.