[Alina's gamble pays off: Claptrap will use any excuse to talk about himself and his daring, self-aggrandized life, and he launches right into it.]

Oh! Well, Pandora used to be full of all kinds of scientists doing scientific things, until they realized that the planet is one of the most lethal things in all six galaxies, so when they took off, they left all their sciencey stuff behind and that included all the prison labor, who got mutated by Eridium exposure, so the combination of criminally insane people and magic space rocks and decaying scientific equipment makes the already-hellish landscape an absolute nightmare! And that's not even taking the mining into consideration, but heyyy are you listening to me?