If I move her left, Princess Fluffybutt cannot reach the tea table, and then what kind of tea party would it be then, BIOTCH? I'M JUST TRY'NA BE A GRACIOUS HOST.

[ Tina only signed up for sandbag duty because it got her out of school. Somebody paired them up thinking the kids would get along, or that peer pressure might be more effective on Tina than...well...anything they've tried so far. ]