( Dean's answer is an appropriate low, impressed whistle and one matching little shake of his head. Not a military man himself, but he knows the ins and outs of it fairly well -- vietnam vets turned hunters make for interesting offspring. The rangers are no joke. )

Guess that explains the subtle, nuanced fuck around and find out thing you're putting out.

( By which he clearly means not subtle at all. )

Remind me to hide the soap bars when we get back.

( Does he really think Sam's gonna go Full Metal Jacket on him? No, obviously not. Just trying to irreverently cut the tension with the poise and delicateness of a hamfisted sledgehammer. )