HEY LADY don't interrupt THE THEATRE. [ Tina is perched on the armrests at this point, positively bellowing. The woman in the seat to her right has gotten up and moved away. There are a few other lights in the audience as the power outage stretches on, and people are starting to murmur. ]

Hey little man DO A DANCE. SING MAMA A SONG.

Audience, CLAP. This is ART.